Well maybe the time I peed on a Jehovas Witness that came to a vacant house I was masturbating in prior to torching it was good win too but who am I to split hairs? I almost cared about my mental state until that day. When they were leaving they tossed me my hat back and told me thanks for being such a good sport. The first bottle gets finished and one of the little cunts tosses it in the fire! I figure I need to give them something to do so I put them in charge of setting up some tents. Stranger: not all time You: have you had with yur family babe? God what a fucking freak! You: no im going to shit now Stranger: where? I turned around and punched him in the nose. Well I knew they would not want to discriminate against homosexuals so maybe this is the best course of action. She runs marathons as a hobby and is a nurse at a local hospital.
It took me a few days to hike out cross country but to this day no one knows who that mystery man was. A few of the local dads heard the screaming and chased me through the woods. Stranger: nothing :D You: mmmm where are you? The final straw was the new screening machines that look at every nook and cranny of your body. Stranger: lol i think i am! While she was staring up at me in otherworldly disbelief I looked her in the eye and told her she was my bitch forever. We would like a touch of class, yet want to get down and very dirty too! You: im waiting for you to say Stranger: in what color would it be? I used to do a lot of shit on my home turf. You: so i can smell your shit Stranger: hehe You: then we find sum were quite and i fuck ur ass hard Stranger: you like doing in the ass? To this day I have never felt anything tighter than her little O-Ring clamping down on my cock.
Stranger: lol Stranger: : You: are you a dude? You: yes You: i love it Stranger: : Stranger: lol You: if you had a son would you fuck him? I guess they don't know much about human nature after all. I figure airfare is much cheaper than attorneys. . Stranger: nope You: hehe Stranger: what makes you ask such a silly question bastard :P Stranger: you shitty idiot! So a few trips ago I replicated the stunt from Jack Ass where they stuck a toy car in a condom and inserted it in the guys anus. I shoved her to her knees and shot a load in her mouth in under five minutes.
I grabbed her by the hair and pulled her down onto all fours. Pretty harmless fun all in all. You: yes : You: a pretty slut Stranger: a girls who talks in open is a slut these days You: nope a girl who eats shit is hehe :P You: im one too Stranger: you're a bastard! The old cunts by now were obviously getting a little panicky as they should have. Stranger: :P You: yes Stranger: and you 'bastard'? That kinda pissed me off as I had already seen her tiny little brown eye when she had bent over and she next to Amanda and her baby fat titties was one of the reasons I had such a raging hard on. Once my new best friend forever was stripped down the ice was broken and the rest of the crew did likewise. Stranger: no you are not You: dont you like me? So in about ten minutes these little twats are just blasted.
Having been such a successful pervert for so long I am good at putting people at ease. You: yes Stranger: will you clean my ass then? If you'd like to take a break from the pros, check out My Dirty Hobby's clips, you won't be disappointed. God a bunch of them sobbed for like an hour after that which made me totally lose my wood. You: yes Stranger: what if i fart on your face? Amanda was close but the baby fat in her titties was obvious. Stranger: send me your pic You: ok You: sent Stranger: i didnt get yet You: keep checking You: : Stranger: i know you arent him You: yes i am : why would you say? Man this was starting to get cozy! I tell them that for their survival it was imperative they get their body temperatures up.
When they finally let me up I didn't even try to hold back. So now that I am older, wiser and more financially secure I plan my holidays around my hobby. It was know which after the complications stemmed from the surgery, Carolin Woznitza was put underneath synthetic deep sleep upon Jan 11. Stranger: yea You: :D You: i try to get her to catch me wanking Stranger: does she observe? No problem I said as I holstered my pack. Sometimes if I am in the mood I strip naked and chase them a little bit while masturbating and screaming paranoid gibberish like I am the Antichrist and such. Lots of porn scenes for any fantasy.
Luckily I am a borderline sociopath so I can put those concerns out of my head in a hurry. Stranger: many kinky things You: mmm tell me please Stranger: licking armpits :P You: hehe mine are hairy and smelly Stranger: biting balls Stranger: :P You: hehe You: are you masterbating Stranger: kind of You: how? MyDirtyHobby is an online community focused on amateur pornography providing a wide range of videos, photos and Webcam shows. I can just tell the type. You: she is very hot You: i wanted her shit Stranger: and she knows that? Of course they all wanted to crowd around and crowd me out of my fire.
I gave Amanda a knowing glance and she followed me into the woods. After she told me that I pulled out my cock and jerked off in front of her. Tell you the truth I almost started to get worried. They were from New York and by their talk sounds like they had never been out of the city. The sleeping bags hadn't gotten soaked too bad so next the little crew of fatties and the skinny glasses girl started to line those out in the tents as well. You: has ay one licked your ass before? Daily update video on the channel.
Stranger: hehe You: hehe You: i need a shit Stranger: lol You: i do You: i farted and it stinks Stranger: haha :D You: hehe Stranger: i love stinky fats! Well except for the guy I shit on. Well maybe it is the alcohol that makes me say shit like this without regard for the consequences. One of the pilots even came on the intercom and asked what the smell was. A couple of the little fat girls are starting to get all teary which is starting to affect my boner. This time I just plain told them I was a dirty fag which of course I am not. You: maybe Stranger: you are dirty! But she was also not resisting.